Battle Protocols

(Follow these and live to zap another day)

1. Move Like a Ninja, Not a Cheetah
   No running. Smooth, sneaky movement only.

2. Hands Are Not Part of the Loadout
   No pushing, grabbing, or body-checking. This isn’t laser MMA.

3. No Chasing Your Prey
   If they flee, let them flee. Hunt with your blaster, not your feet.

4. If It Has a Ladder or a Ramp, Climb Carefully. No Parkour Through Windows or Up Walls.
   Windows, walls, and ledges are not secret entrances.

5. It’s Laser Tag, Not Nap Time
   No sitting or lying down on the arena floor.
   Crow’s nests: standing, sitting, or kneeling only — no army crawling.

6. Sensors Are Sacred
   No covering, hiding, blocking, or “accidentally” shielding your targets.

7. Trash Talk Stays Fun
   Hype your team, roast the scoreboard, respect the humans. No cursing, we’re all friends…for now.

8. Refs = Mission Control
   When they speak, you listen. Instantly.

9. Play Fair. Zap Hard. Don’t Be That Player.